imagine benedict doing up the zip on his jacket and he tugs too hard and his hand slips and he punches himself in the chin
Which one?
Is it not obvious?
Not which BENEDICT, which CHIN
DO YOU EVER GET SO ATTACHED TO ONE OF YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS THAT WHEN THEY’RE NOT ONLINE OR THEY’RE ONLINE AND THEY’RE NOT REALLY TALKING TO YOU YOU CAN FEEL YOUR INSIDES WHINING LIKE A SMALL KITTEN
AND YOU LIKE WANT TO TALK TO THEM BUT YOU’RE AFRAID YOU’RE ANNOYING THEM TO DEATH EVEN THOUGH THEY CONSTANTLY TELL YOU THAT YOU DON’T ANNOY THEM
AND YOU JUST WANT TO BE NEXT TO THEM AND LOVE ON THEM AND IN GENERAL BE WITH THEM
YEAH
When you are a time traveler there is one place you must never go. One place in all of space and time you must never, ever find yourself.









