porn always ends up on your dash
it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs
you will get porn on your dash
he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy
when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.
sometimes i’m reading a book and i think the characters are in room but then i read the next paragraph and they are sitting in a tree in alabama and i need to change the whole scenario in my head
"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan
Favorite what? Demon?!
Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
Kinda reminds me of that guy who made a cardboard Blue Falcon wrapped around a big tricycle.
tv show idea: “breaking good”
a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science
Michael: “Looks good.”
Ray: “Trying out new social networks.”
Michael: “Huh. Going along with ah… 'expanding your horizons'.”
Ray: “I have a lot of fans on Tumblr.”